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DATE

MATCH TYPE

WE WON

PERSON

COMMENT/S

5/8/02

CTF

10-0

LLCOOLS LAY

-U guys are good but we dont know level   

-(after a new game) ok we suck

5/9/02

CTF

6-1 (then they started quitting)

_main_

-I think you got us

5/09/02

CTF AND TS

10-0

 50-32

Millertime33

-yea wow

-we got fucked up

-have you guys ever lost?

-yea youre the best weve ever played just so you know

5/10/02

CTF

1-0

calvinator

MOTHERFUCKERS YOU TOOK MY TANKS

-EAT SHIT ASSHOLES (then they left)

5/14/02

TS

50-8

sleepin

-fuck get a fucking life

-do u do anything else?

-put down the fucking controller and sleep or something

-no u have no life

-no life

-no life

-still no life

-FUCK OFF AND GET A DAMN LIFE

5/17/02

CTF

5-0

Todd-And-Crew

-why dont one of u come to other side

-WE SUX

-and u r good

-for this to be an even match

-it should be 4v2 (we declined the offer)

5/20/02

CTF

5-0

[S_S]GRIMLOCKE

-OUCH!

5/20/02

CTF (us 2vs3)

5-0

Soultaker

-gg

-I guess (we asked: why I guess?)

-cuz you kicked our asses

5/21/02

CTF

5-0

_DFD__Marty

-you owned us

5/23/02

CTF

5-0 and 5-0

Pravar

-fuck yall

-be back when we are better

5/24/02

CTF AND TS

(us 4vs3)

5-0 and 48-3

DeadEye

-we wave the white flag we never play ctf

-(TS) were done thanks 4 the lesson (they left before the match was done)

5/24/02

CTF, TS, Rockets

10-0 (us 4vs3, 50-8 (us 4vs3), 50-18 (4vs4)

Ktball16

-wow you guys sure do have a life

-how many hours do you spend a day 22-23

-you must be in the band or something

-geeks with no life

 

5/25/02

CTF, TS, Rockets, Rockets

(2vs2)

5-0, 50-4, 50-8, 11-1(then they left)

dayvet

-u cheat

-u have radar

-go suck dick flamers

-u fuckin cheat

5/25/02

CTF (2vs2)

4-0(left before match ended)

[TC]Fingerman

-cheap fags

5/28/02

CTF

2-0(left before match ended)

Gobstopper

(said they had some lag)

-and you guys are pretty good

5/28/02

CTF

5-0, 5-1, 5-0, 5-0, 5-0

Bickblackcock

-how come it said red team had flag

-and then 1 second later it said u guys scored?

-sounds suspicious to me

-well yes I know you guys are good

-but we also all three heard you got the flag and then

-within 2 seconds it said u scored

-literally two seconds

 

5/28/02

CTF, TS

5-1, 50-47(lag cause they hosted)

(rE)

-now be honest, how are you getting our flag without being seen?

-(they were talking a lot of shit) u humbled us

5/30/02

CTF

5-0

Indianpride

-we got destroyed

5/30/02

CTF, TS, KOTH

5-0, 5-0, 50-18, 50-23, 50-19, 5:00-43, 5:00-47

D-Generation

-you guys r good

-one last thing

-how do you guys kill so fast? We do head shots too

6/4/02

CTF (2vs3)

5-0, 4-0(they starting quiting)

jiggaman

-u have cheats

-I shot you twice with the tank

6/4/02

CTF (2vs4)

5-0

blaze02

-yeah, you guys know

-your arent that good

6/5/02

CTF, TS (3vs3)

5-0, 50-7

ripdude

-u guys are too good

6/5/02

KOTH (3vs3)

5:00-:50,

5:00-:29

ritzy

-holy fuck

-(we asked if they wanted to try some CTF)no

-you too good

-how much u guys play?

 

6/8/02

CTF (4vs4)

5-0, 5-0, 5-0, 5-0, 5-0, 5-0,

Lobster_Boy123

-gaa you own

6/8/02

CTF, TS (2vs2)

5-0, 5-0, 5-0, 5-0, 5-0, 5-0, 5-0, 10-0 50-12, 50-1, 50-2

Greg_Weez

-OMFG

-you raped us

-LET US WIN! LOL

6/8/02

CTF (2vs3)

5-1

Bagged_Lunch

-ghost bullshit

-try to be a man

-stop being a wuss

-you HAVE to use ghosts to win

-you my friend are a wuss

(claimed they had lag)

6/9/02

CTF, TS (3vs3)

5-0, 10-0, 50-10

blah43

-you guys are a lot of fairys

-meanie head

6/9/02

CTF, TS, CTF

(3vs3)

5-2, 50-46, 4-0 (bitches left before it was over)

WeiBerMonD{R}

-u suck

-u suck motherfucker

-nigga u suck bitch

-so shut the fuck up

6/9/02

CTF,TS

(3vs3)

5-0, 50-3

ehrnschwender

-you guys are fuckin them up (they had someone watching)

-they dont wanna play you anymore though

6/10/02

CTF (3vs3)

5-0, 5-0, 5-0

Peda

-were getting owned

-we done..you guys are too good

6/10/02

CTF (2vs2)

5-0

AaD-Marine

-(they admitted they were Newbies) dam how do you kill a tank?

-quit running me over

-its a hit and run and you go to jail for it

 

 

6/11/02

CTF WO (3vs3)

5-1

Hury4it

(after talking a lot of shit and gettin beat)

-B= = = = = = = = = = = D

-suck it

6/11/02

CTF WO

(3vs3)

5-0

_d2w_Reflect

played with his friend: _d2w_Romeo

-I guarantee 5-2 us

-hey I am sorry you are pussies that have to use rocket launcher

 

6/12/02

CTF

(2vs2)

2-0 (they left before it was over)

{TA}-{Cypher}

-you cheat like bitches

6/13/02

CTF

(2vs2)

5-2

Ph34R

-play without the ghost and you have NOTHING

-you all suck without the ghost

6/13/02

CTF and CTF WO

 

(2vs2)

4-0, 3-0

(they quit both times because they were getting beat)

ek

-FREAKS

-YOURE A FAGGOT

-UMM YOU ARE GAY

6/14/02

TS

(LOGAN OvK vs2)

50-9

KaKaRoT

-DO YOU CHEAT?

6/16/02

CTF, TS, Rockets

(3vs3 & 3vs4[Rockets)

Too many games to remember (they were all massacres of course).

Battousai

-damn

-what clan is this

6/16/02

CTF

(2vs3)

5-0, 5-0, 5-0, 5-0,

DEEZE_NUTZ

-wow we got our asses whooped

6/16/02

CTF, TS

(2vs2)

5-0, 50-2

el_hajja

(after TS) -dont be cheap

-you guys stayed up there the entire time

 

6/16/02

CTF,TS

(3vs3)

5-0, 5-0, 5-0, 50-18

HaloPlayer

-u guys arnt a challenge

-we need new people

-lol

6/17/02

CTF

(2vs2)

5-0

Jamjok

-you too good

-sorry (and then they left)

6/18/02

CTF

(3vs3)

5-0, 5-0

RambuntcousWookie

-cheaters

-you used extra shields

6/19/02

CTF

(2vs4)

5-0

Sly_32

-damn

-lag is biting our ass, besides that your fucking guys rock

6/20/02

CTF, TS

(2vs2)

5-0, 5-0, 5-0 ,50-25,50-46

CkWon

-yo now we officially hate you

6/20/02

Sniper, Sniper, Rockets

(Dman OvK and Online partner vs 2)

25-0, 25-7, 50-24

McLAREN_F1

-im glad im not plae an sit at home all day playin halo

6/20/02

KOTH

5:00-1:00, 5:00-:34

Grimm

-do u do anything but play halo

6/22/02

Sniper

(2vs2)

25-4, 25-1

RAT -BREEDER

-you are too good at sniping

ONE FORCE

The comment below came to us via email. It is from ONE FORCE, a Seventh Column chapter, that was destroyed by us in our very first LAN match (vs. people we don't know).

Sigh...  We hate you now.  Seriously, you are the best.  But why didn't
you compete in the E3 Bungie tournament?   You would have won easily. 
Anyways, thanks for inviting us and giving us hot dogs and showing us how to get on  Blood Gulch.
 
ONE FORCE's response to this comment being posted (submitted via email):
 
No, no rematches.  On your "Comments on OvK" page, you say we were
destroyed by you.  (Forget about CTF, you kill everyone in that) but in KOTH, I'm pretty sure we got at least 3:30.  I don't see anyone on the "Comments" page who had that high of a score.  And I think we did better than most people in TS.  If you kept the scores for the games, email me them.  later.
 
OvK Clan's response to that email:
 
We were talking about how you did get way more than everyone normally does in KOTH (2:35? if we rem right) and TS you guys did alright (if we remember right you guys got about half (26?) in TS). Unfortunately, we didn't think to keep the scores but those sound about right. But we were just talkin about overall, and when one side has all the wins, and the other side has none, well isn't that being destroyed? We talk a lot of shit, but we also back it up.
 
After looking through some of their related chapters we found these little tidbits:
 
The OvK Clan
A Great Staten Island Based Team -taken from The Staten Island Resistance's Link List
 
Nobody as joined my group exept for 2 of my One Force buddies I need people to join my group so i have a strong group to beat OvK they need to be defeated by a extream force. -taken from the Duck Squad's news article from July 9th.
 
ONE FORCE
See our chapter's page. We've only lost to one team. -taken from the Tri-State Halo chapter's clan database.
 
Found this also:
This is something everybody needs to know the group OvK clan likes to brag about there wins and i fing hate it i am a staff member of one force as well and they have a pic on there own web site and have a shot of my freind and for that i am pissed and i dont give 2 shits if they post this on there site. Thank u -taken from an article on the Duck Squad's chapter entitled: "Those assholes"
 
Our response:
Ok, lets start with this. We admit we like to brag about our wins, that why we have this section and site. If you didn't like what we said, well thats your problem, because we could have said more but I think we were nice about it. Have you even seen your own site? Click here. Also everything we said was true.
As for the pic on our site, it doesn't even have any of your faces in it (bottom half of someones), so what is your problem? 
Thanks for not caring about us posting this here.
 
Email from ONE FORCE:
i was away for the past 4 days and when i got back i was informed that a one force member posted something. Quack Quack does not speak for the rest of us. He's the one that went on your team. ok bye Worl
 
Quack Quack messages:
especially team overkill i hate them they need to die i want their blood on my hands... buncha nerd herb fudgepacking asswipes  (title and post from ONE FORCE forum. (Apparently, this was not actually said by Quack Quack, but by someone named Lysercide, who apparently attended the NYC Halo Fan Fest)
 
Our responses:
Check out the post.
 
This was taken from the description of a event that didn't involve us:
We plan on playing against infamousX's group, the Roughnecks, this weekend online. Shaolin vs. Nebraska: who will win? (us, we always win, except for OvK).
 
This was taken from an article written by ONE FORCE:
I mean, OvK was f*ckin loud, but after the match they'd at least shut up.
 
Taken from their ONE FORCE vs... database:
They're too good.

 

 

DATE

MATCH TYPE

WE WON

PERSON

COMMENT/S

 

7/1/02

CTF (4vs4)

5-0

Sniper-V

-let us host one

-since you are better

7/7/02

CTF (2vs2)

5-0

JDawg

- youre too good

7/8/02

CTF (4vs4)

5-0

P_R_A__SNOWMAN{1}

-yall play a lot dont you

-naw man, I dont feel like getting killed again

7/10/02

CTF (4vs4)

4-0 (they left before it was over)

studman

-hey, yall are too good. gg though

7/12/02

TS (2vs2)

50-5

jkroopf

-u guys are two good

7/13/02

CTF, CTF Wart (2vs2)

5-0, 5-0

Dark_Lord

-you are seriously the cheapest fucks Ive ever played against

-first thing, invisibility, sniper rifle

-gotta hide behind that, or the ghosts

-I admit, youre good

-gg

-too much for us

7/13/02

CTF (3vs3)

5-0, 5-0, 5-0, 3-0 (they started quitting)

Chris{3}

-where did u get the cheats

-do you give private lessons

-kills in one shot

-so what are the cheats?

-(later on in a personal message)how many hours a day do you guys play?

7/14/02

CTF (3vs3)

5-0, 1-0 (then one of them quit)

Baddass

-this room is rigged (they also said they had lag [which we believe to be true])

-I dont care how good 1 is

-no way 1 takes flags that fast

-I read up on how to hack a room

FOLLOW UP: We went into their room because we wanted to prove it wasnt rigged. They say they have the same rules as us. We go in and there is radar on, flag doesnt need to be home to score, and there is a nice lag (delay and constant jitter [you couldnt walk smoothly]). We win the game 5-3 on Hang Um High. We couldnt snipe because of the lag. It should also be noted that this game was played with Jen OvK. I think we proved our point.

7/14/02

CTF, CTF Wart (2vs2)

4-0 (quit by accident, 5-0

DzRapidFire

-(during the second game of Warthogs only when it was 2-0) ok u win

7/16/02

CTF (3vs3)

5-0, 5-1(but we could have scored multiple times (making it 5-0) but didn't because each team just started fooling around)

World_Championship_W

-wow, that was amazingly fun

-and we laugh at how much you seem to know this game

-all the little "guarding the base" techniques

-because we realize you have no life

-wow, that was quick

7/16/02

CTF (3vs3)

5-0, 5-0, 5-0, 5-0, 5-0

millay79

-thats enough (they admitted before that they had 2 noobs)

 

7/18/02

CTF, KOTH (3vs3)

5-0, 5-0, 5-0, 5-0, 5-0, 5-3, 5:00-1:14

Brimmdaddy

-you guys r to good

7/18/02

CTF (3vs3)

10-0

FatAlbert4000

-god you guys suck

7/19/02

CTF (3vs3)

10-0, 10-2

High_Halo

-well yall kick are ass

-no were done

7/19/02

CTF, KOTH, Slayer

(4vs4)

5-0, 5-0, 5-0, 5-0, 5-0, 5:00- :23, 5:00- 1:09, 50-9, 50-17

BUETA

-ouch

(we asked why are u ppl still in?)-cause we have lives and cant play all day

-well, seriously how much have you logged on this game?

 

7/20/02

Email after

NYC Halo LAN Fest

Louis Wu

-Thanks for the great games! You guys are a pretty amazing team. :)

7/21/02

Personal message in GameSpy

 

}HE{Destroyer

-heard ur really good

7/22/02

Email

 

Vector40

-Tell me... are you guys going to be hitting up the Halo National Tournament? I'm wondering if I might get to play you someday... :)

7/22/02

Email

 

Vector40

-In any case, if I do end up getting to the finals, I certainly expect to see at least a few of you guys there :)

7/25/02

Email about

free website redesign.

Nick Manderfield

-you guys are just hella cool.


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